🌻 The Overstimulated Parent Mystery Box

🌻 FOR THE PARENT WHO IS OFFICIALLY OVERSTIMULATED. 😂

You love your kids. You would do anything for them.

But sometimes you also need them to stop touching you, asking questions, eating your snacks, yelling your name, and generally existing within a three-foot radius for approximately FIVE MINUTES. 🤣

Meet the Overstimulated Parent Mystery Box, packed with useful goodies, inappropriate humor, personality, and a little grown-up happiness created especially for moms, dads, grandparents, caregivers, and anyone currently surviving parenthood.

Consider this your official F*CK THEM KIDS... I NEED SOMETHING FOR ME box. 😂🌻

🎁 WHAT COULD BE INSIDE?

Your mystery box may include a fun combination of Emily’s Sunflower Crafts goodies such as:

• Sassy or slightly inappropriate drinkware
• Funny parent apparel
• Beaded pens
• Bag charms
• 3D-printed goodies
• Parent survival items
• Small accessories
• Exclusive designs
• Random bonus goodies
• And other surprises we’re keeping under wraps 👀

💰 YOU PAY: $49
🎁 MYSTERY BOX VALUE: $70+

🌻 PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING

Mystery Boxes are intentionally a surprise. Specific designs, colors, phrases, characters, or products are not guaranteed unless specifically stated in the listing.

Photos are examples of the types of products that may be included.

Because each box is specially curated, preferences will be considered but cannot be guaranteed.

All Mystery Box sales are final.

Every box will be different. Products shown in photos are examples and are not guaranteed.

⏰ PROCESSING TIME

Mystery Boxes are packed especially for you. Please allow 5-7 business days after payment for your order to be prepared before shipping or pickup.